Christmas

Best year ever.

Mostly because I knew what to expect. Also learned that by knowing what I'm getting, I'm less cranky, and will actually let people sleep past 8am.

Moral: Surprises are bad, and knowing is 90% of the battle.

Rules of Engagement

Or How to interact with me without earning yourself a permaban.

1. Keep your hands to yourself. You may touch me after I have touched you first, and only in the same manner.
2. No pics on the first day, no nudes ever. I don't give pictures out in the first conversation except of my characters. I occasionally appear on cam for 10-30 minuet intervals, your welcome to ask me if you may see me, should I be on at that time.
3. Voice is a-okay.
4. Don't Assume. Just because you play a hermaphrodite fox dragon tiger horse-taur with a 15 inch cock and Triple E tits that doesn't mean I do. Nor does it mean my character's anatomy is even remotely compatible with your character's.
5. Actions speak louder then words. If you just say something I might consider it a joke, emote something and I'll likely take it at face value.
6. No means No. Don't rephrase the question, don't ask the question again, don't add pretty please with shrimp on top. If I say no, then the answer is no until I change my mind. At which point in time I will let you know.
7. Say what you mean. Asking if I can give head will result in you literally receiving my head. Telling me you 'love' me will automatically translated into 'I want to fuck you'. If you loved me you wouldn't be pestering me for nude pics so you can get yourself off. You'd tell me you'd like talk with me via phone/VoIP, so you can get to know me better and possibly see where this goes.
8. Sacrifices to my ego are accepted sooner then "J/K"s & "I'm Sorry"s. Actions speak louder then words, game currency speaks louder then actions, but good old USD speaks loudest of all.
9. Amorphous blobs of ink do not have organs, if anything they are just one big omni organ. Yes that means when you try to hug it, it can taste/smell everything you've come in contact with. Trying to hide from a creature that can see 360 degrees on three plains, and naturally sees you as a blob of funny colored light, also not gonna happen.
10. I am my characters. There is no IRL/OoC. I don't think differently when I'm away from my computer. I may be physically human, but my mind is a Liquari.